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Bolt Thrower and the Tragedy of Cheetos Metal Punk Rock Boomers...
Why can't old, bitter, punk rock boomers understand they aren't 1) edgy, 2) wanted, 3) even "metal" in the first place. Go back to Woodstock!
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How Grindcore Became Nu-Metal: The Posers of NAPALM DEATH and BOLT THROWER
How to turn a serious genre into a joke? Ask Napalm Death and their cohorts of nu-metal posers, who managed to ruin grindcore.
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How Dimmu Borgir's Shagrath Became (Again) the Center of a Black Metal Controversy
He has a certain "skill" for turning any discussion into a heated debate, and making the entire world about Dimmu Borgir...
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"Black" Metalcore Band Watain Doubles Down On LGBTQIA Hitler Hysteria
Is this band a parody? Are they intentionally trying to make black metal as cringe as possible for normal people? Who are their audience...?
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Watain and the Problem of "Man-Children" in Extreme Metal
Why has modern black metal become so cringe? A deeper look at Watain, a perfect example of Peter Pan Syndrome amongst "modern metal" musicians...
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The Cringe of Euronymous (Black Metal)
A lot of the problems of modern black metal come from the "image over sound" and theatrics associated with the genre... how guilty was Euronymous?
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A List Of All Black Metal Bands Cancelled Due To "Wrong Think"
How many bands, and who specifically, have been cancelled? In black metal, saying the wrong stuff during interviews can get you in trouble!
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